Alex // Junior // 17 // Chicago // Taken<3 // Get to know me :)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
my friend’s mum dated Hugh Jackman
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
wow get a job
are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree
when people try to force me to socialize
(Source: danieltflynn)
i’m tired of your badminton shit when you gonna throw me a real ball
(Source: shit-thatblows)
I just died! This is THE cutest thing in the world 😍
(Source: saintwestwood)